Gucci Mane Twitter Rant

What took place last night was nothing short of astounding, as Gucci Mane took to twitter for hours on end to fire shots at Waka Flocka, Atlantic Records, Nikki Minaj and seemingly anyone else that he felt deserved it. Claiming to have slept with roughly 1/3 of all rappers' significant others, Guwop stumbled through the english language like a drunk crossing an icy street, with Twitter serving as the long line of cars that are sitting idly, waiting for him to finally get to the other side.

'Twas a glorious episode. Long live Gucci. Thank god for Twitter.

Gucci Mane Might Be Guilty

Gucci on the Lam

Per Pitchfork, Gucci Mane is wanted for assault...of a U.S. soldier.  Dammit, Gucci.

Read the whole thing here.

Things aren't looking good for Guwop, who seemed to have straightened out after his bid a few years back. I hope things work out, but as Dignon said:

"On the run from Johnny Law..it ain't no trip to Cleveland."

Especially if you punched a fucking soldier.

Gucci Mane "Bob Marley"

Gucci Mane you a murderer, so you can't get a sponsor like Pepsi 

Say, Pepsi--fuck you 

'cuz i fuck with the Coca Cola anyway 

A$AP Rocky's (Alleged) Track List

After reviewing the menu--and hours of painstaking deliberation-- I'll have one of everything twice, please. This album looks pretty tasty.

One concern though--the "Pretty Flacko" remix has Gucci (excellent choice), Waka (fantastic decision), and... Pharrell?!? I had such a music boner after the first two, now it's like I'm reliving my high school prom the way that I have a halfy and depression due to shattered dreams. 

What, you couldn't get Pusha T on that track, Rock? He was just too busy?! The god damn album has been pushed back 8 months--Pusha couldn't just jump in for one verse in that time period? Just one "Yuachhk"? 

I think we all remember the CRS "Us Placers" incident a few years back. Do we really wanna give Pharrell another go? For his own well being, do we want to see him be the worst rapper on a track again? It's setting him up for failure--we gotta pull some Little Miss Sunshine shit right. now. 

Honest question--is there like an AARP discount I don't know about that A$AP gets for including his old ass on this album? Because that would be understandable. Otherwise...no.

What's your angle, Pharrell? Do you plan to just falsetto your way through this shit? Is this part of your plan to just phase yourself out completely from my good graces? What gives? I hope you surprise me, sir. I hope you got that Dylan Hot Fire. Please, Pharrell, give me some of that hot fire.

LONGLIVEA$AP Track List:

01 Long Live A$AP
02 Goldie
03 PMW (All I Really Need) [ft. Schoolboy Q]
04 LVL
05 Hell [ft. Santigold]
06 Pain [ft. OverDoz]
07 F**kin' Problems [ft. Drake, 2 Chainz & Kendrick Lamar]
08 Wild for the Night
09 1 Train [ft. Kendrick Lamar, Joey Bada$$, Yelawolf, Danny Brown, Action Bronson & Big K.R.I.T.]
10 Fashion Killa
11 Phoenix
12 Suddenly
13 Pretty Flacco (remix) [ft. Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame & Pharrell]
14 Ghetto Symphony [ft. Gunplay & A$AP Ferg]
15 Ticket
16 Like I’m Apart [ft. Florence Welch]
17 Purple Swag (remix)

(Via Pitchfork)

Himanshu - Wild Water Kingdom

For me, there has always existed a Matt Damon/Ben Affleck dynamic to Das Racist. The same type of presumption that (speciously) suspected Matt Damon was the real mind behind GoodWill Hunting leads me to believe that Himanshu is the real mind behind Das Racist, with Kool A.D. just playing a complementary, coat-tails-riding Ben Affleck role. Now, I know this is untrue--a listen to Palm Wine Drunkard shows that Victor has bars (albeit weird fucking bars). This doesn't stop me from being more excited about a release from Heems than Kool A.D.  And with greater expectations comes a greater potential for failure--which is why Wild Water Kingdom is impressive. It is exactly what I thought it would be.

Heems goes Beast Mode/Lebron vs. the Celtics on this mixtape. His bars have never been so consistently sharp. He also does a great job selecting the production on this one (almost exclusively from his boys, of course) to highlight his razor-sharp tongue. 

Himanshu, like Jonah Hill, seems to squirm when pegged as the "funny guy" and has actively tried breaking from this mold. With Wild Water Kingdom, Hima crystallizes a perfect display of his manifold qualities--the funny dude, the politically minded, the pop-culture obsessed, the hip-hop scholar, the social commentator, the word play god, the nu-90's flow ambassador--which proves to be an exciting listen. 

Oh, and he has come up with the best ad-lib since Gucci Mane's "burr" with "Heemaaaa"

Gucci Mane - Intro

First song off Gucci's latest mixtape Trap God