Das Racist Break Up

First Girls, then Wu Lyf, now you can add Das Racist to the mix. Fuckin' A.

PAPA "Put Me to Work"

Darren Weiss puts out some new post-Girls material of his own. It might be better than Christopher Owen's latest. God dammit, guys...why did you break up?

R.I.P. Girls

Lest we forget, today marks the two week anniversary of Girls breaking up--or more accurately, Christopher Owens leaving the band.

Girls put out my favorite album of last year and it is a shame that this happened. A part of me died inside. The world was thrown off-balance and was only restored when I saw Tony Danza in line at the grocery store.

On the bright side, we are two weeks closer to a Chris Owens' solo effort, which we all know will be way too twee and precious, but will get rave reviews from blogs and  teenage girls alike.

"Christopher Owens' first solo release is the perfect cry-in-your-cocaine pop album. A mix of sparkling guitars and 50's swing percussion, it wipes away any fears of this indie-hunk's inability to continue on his own."- Variation of every blog's future review

"This is bullshit." - Variation of my future review

"I LOVE YOU, CHRISTOPHER!" - Verbatim review from every teen in a sundress