All Moved in to the City of Wind

I'm back like I never left. Did you miss me? Of course you did. Bullet point catch up blog:

• I have finally finished my move to Chicago. (CHICAGO AIN'T LOOKED THIS GOOD SINCE THE BULLS HAD MJ!!) Accompanying me on my drive in was the new Kanye CD which is pretty damn impressive. Nothing that I can say about it will top this write-up by Steven Hyden so click here. I will say that this album puts 'Ye as the hip-hop artist with the best catalog, passing Jay-z. It takes a lot for me to say anything that could be construed as negative about Hova, so take that as the utmost compliment, Yeezy. ( I feel confident speaking directly to Yeezus 'cuz I know the Illuminati track this website and he will see it.)
• In related news, Jay-z is dropping an album in July that will be free to all people who own a Samsung phone because he is Jay-z and he loves guaranteed money. 
• Kanye and Kim named their kid North West. I swear to God. I am not making this up. Be on the lookout for the child's autobiography North by North West.
• I listened to a lot of "Rewind" radio which has now become music from my childhood because I am getting old. A few takeaways about the weird and wonderful late 90's/00s top 40:
• Christina Aguilera sings like a beached mermaid and "Beautiful" is one of the most trite songs ever recorded. 
• Nelly legit used the word "dirty" as a pronoun and people accepted it. As in, "Come here, dirty" and "I know you and dirty got ties for different reasons". What were we thinking, America? We are all to blame for letting that happen.
•  I'm pretty sure Blu Cantrell is the reason why they developed identity theft technology.
• EVERYTHING I LOVED AS A KID AND DISOWNED AS A TEENAGER I NOW LOVE AGAIN
• I am currently in the developmental stages of creating a film with a good friend of mine that is a re-make of Saturday Night Fever. The music will be exclusively from the new Daft Punk record. It will star Zac Effron, Get on board, America.